Why am I cracking, why am I cracking, why am I cracking.
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Chief U.S. District Judge Fred Biery is known for injecting humor into his opinions and he’s also been at the center of controversy. This time, he was a bit risque in his ruling that exotic dancers in San Antonio must obey an ordinance that requires them to wear bikini tops.
Judge Doubles Down On Double Entendres In Strip Club Case : The Two-Way
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Intern Madeline, here to pick up your Starbucks orders!
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Jon Hamm - Rolling Stone by Mark Seliger, April 11th 2013
HANDSOME!
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For those who don’t know the story behind this:
Before Maggie was born, Homer worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When he found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. He begged Mr. Burns for his old life back and put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked him where all of Maggie’s baby pictures went, he explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.
Just a reminder that The Simpsons was actually a wonderful show. People sometimes look at Joey and I funny when we say we watched it all the time with dada when we were younger but I think it has made us good-humored and kind.
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So the White House released their April Fool’s joke, a video with a kid president, which would be pretty unremarkable except this kid KILLS IT. It’s like a minute long, just watch it.
“I think I’m stuck.”
oh my god this kid is making me crack up hardcore
CORY’S IN THE HOUSE.
Kid President for President.
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